They've done it to me again!!! Making me create a new rating.  Fight Club did it to me first and now Magnolia.  I have many new ideas for rating this movie but can't decide on the best one.  

Some that come to mind:  

Please, Please, Please, Do Not Go See This Movie!!!
Beware of Movie!!!
Worst Movie of All Time!!!
If You Go See This Movie, I'll Kill You!!!  
This Movie is Rated H, for Horrible!!!!
Three and a half hours of Hell!!!

Ok, good.  Now that you are not going to see it, let me tell you why you don't want to see it.  For starters, It's three and a half hours of wasted life, I mean, it's three and a half hours long.  Usually, I don't like to give away parts of a movie, but since you will never see this movie, I will tell you two things that happen in this movie that will insure that you never get close to it.  First, there is actually a scene in this movie where all the characters, all in different locations, start singing a song in unison. Good God, I thought that show Cop Rock put an end to that garbage.  Secondly and even more rediculous, the whole town has a vicious storm of frogs raining down from the sky in all their blood and guts glory.  Unbelievable!!!  How that scene made it out of Hollywood, I'll never know.

I used to be a Tom Cruise fan and wouldn't miss a movie of his, but dude has really lost it lately picking his films (Eyes Wide Shut) and I'm gonna have to start thinking twice about even seeing another of his.

Please do not go see this movie and tell everyone you know not to waste their time with is.  Thanks.